Geeking out

Here’s some good stuff for you this week:

  • Congratulations to Helena Bonham Carter for being honored by the Queen as a Commander of the British Empire! Oh HBC, you were already Commander of Our Hearts.
  • The release of Mass Effect 3 is in just mere weeks! Squee!
  • According to Dan Harmon himself, the Greendale gang will be back in action when Community returns March 15th! Double squee!
  • The nominees for the 2011 Nebula Awards have been announced. Among authors in the running are favorites like N. K. Jemisin and China Miéville, Nnedi Okorafor for her much lauded children’s book Akata Witch, and Doctor Who for the “The Doctor’s Wife” episode, penned by Neil Gaiman. Also nominated is Genevieve Valentine for her first novel Mechanique: A Tale of the Circus Tresaulti, with cover design and illustrations by a friend of ours, Kiri Moth.
  • This Flavorwire literary mixtape for Harriet of Harriet the Spy has us reminiscing on some of our favorite heroines. We’re pretty sure that Harriet would have made an awesome feminist geek herself.
  • Mixed feelings about race bending or not, we’re intrigued by the upcoming release of the Hunger Games movie. For the time being, take a peek at the final soundtrack listing for the film.
  • Nick Offerman and Diablo Cody collaborating on a movie? Please, tell us more! Our favorite mustachioed one is joining the cast in Cody’s Lamb of God, a film about a sheltered young woman who loses her faith after a plane crash and moves to Las Vegas for a more, shall we say, secular experience.

    McGavin as Kolchak

  • Scott Pilgrim director Edgar Wright is in talks with Johnny Depp for a new project that sounds spectacular. Wright is hoping to bring The Night Stalker to the big screen, with Depp playing Kolchak, an investigator of the supernatural made famous by Darrin McGavin in the 1970s TV series. Given both Depp’s and Wright’s creative reputations, this might turn out to be a very stylish and fun reboot. Trivia for you: X-Files creator Chris Carter cites Kolchak as one of the chief inspiration for his own series.
  • Amanda Seyfrield plays a distraught sister-turned-vigilante in Gone, out in theaters today. We’re hoping for some commentary on how society gaslights women, what with all their irrational emotions and theories, but it also looks promising as a twisty thriller that might deliver some great action and suspense.
  • Major props to Doctor Her, a new site solely focusing on dissecting and discussing Doctor Who and its related universe from a feminist perspective.

Maybe that's what the book will really be called?

  • We can’t help but be super curious now that J.K. Rowling has signed a book deal with Little, Brown for a new novel. Everyone is being very hush-hush about the project, so all we know for now is that it’s going to be a volume intended for adults.
  • We’re still giddy over this Brave teaser, showing just what a badass Merida is going to be. The movie comes out this summer and we can’t waaaaaaait!!!
  • Sometimes, a good ending can make a great series even better, and this lunchtime read at io9 had us nodding our heads in agreement.
  • Fashionable or not, we love our gadgets and try to keep them safe and sound. The design geek in us especially appreciates the Bloomingdale’s “Medium Laptop Case” from Refinery29.
  • Some of us here have been really enjoying listening to Witchazel, the recently released album from actor and comedian Matt Berry (The IT Crowd, Snuff Box). If you like the notion of frolicking in fields of daisies in corduroy wizard robes, singing songs of love lost and gained, while a harpsichord and guitars swell, then you’ll love this album.

What’s on your radar this week?

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Geeking out

We’re livid over the ridiculously unfair BS that was the birth control hearing in DC. It’s so frustrating that we’re almost at a loss for words. These events are like a scary glimpse into a creepy dystopian future people like Margaret Atwood write about.

Now then, onto this week’s other news:

  • We want to wish LeVar Burton a very Happy Birthday! The Reading Rainbow host and Star Trek: The Next Generation actor celebrated his 55th birthday yesterday (2/16). Set phasers to we love you!
  • At the Border House, How Not to Write About a Transgendered Person is a must-read. The author of the guest post, Anna Anthropy, will have a book out soon, taking apart gaming culture and the video game industry from a perspective outside of the cultural mainstream.
  • This is a great story on female programmers, making a space for themselves and getting more women involved in a male-dominated industry.  It’s disappointing and incredibly telling, however, that the “More Links from Around the Web” section at the bottom (which must be meant as a “Related Stories” kind of feature) is all about sexy cosplay, beauty tips, and titillating advertising.
  • The National Museum of the American Indian at the Smithsonian is getting a major update, in order to better reflect the reality of Native American history and community. As it is, we seem to be taught that Native Americans were like a magical race that lived off the land, contributed little to the world at large, and then died out. The improvements aim to portray a living community and culture that had a major effect on the world, and is still very much part of the US.
  • Like everyone else, our heads are exploding from the idea of a Doctor Who/Star Trek: TNG crossover comic book. It’s a mixture of nervous excitement waiting for a dream come true, and a queasy feeling of dread over a possible disaster. Only time (har har) will tell.
  • The international trailer for The Amazing Spiderman was released the other day. Most of us are old enough to remember the 2002 version and it feels so recent that a reboot seems almost absurd. However, the trailer is pretty good, so our interest is sparked. At any rate, you can’t go wrong with Emma Stone.
  • There’s also the trailer for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter! Battle axes, vampire slaying, and stove pipe hats? Yeah you classy, Abe!

    Rudolph as Donatella Versace

  • We can’t wait for Maya Rudolph to host this week’s Saturday Night Live!
  • The owners of the Alamo Drafthouse movie theaters in Austin, TX, made famous last year for their clever reprimand of an obnoxious movie goer, are hoping to turn a long boarded up theater in San Francisco’s Mission District into a Drafthouse. If all goes to plan, locals will be able to enjoy late night cult film marathons while drinking beer and eating yummy foods in a Deco theater.
  • Out this week is Studio Gibli’s The Secret World of Arietty. Based on the classic children’s book, The Borrowers, the film tells the story of the 4″ tall Clock family, who live their lives by borrowing the little bits and pieces that people won’t miss. Their world is turned upside down when their daughter, Arietty, is discovered by a human.
  • Battlestar Galactica coasters!

This is not so great:

You'll know where to find us

  • Waking up to an e-mail with the subject line “Michael Bay to Reboot Ninja Turtles” is reason enough to go back to sleep, dreaming of a better world.
  • Laughing at this scathing review of House of Lies, which seems to completely miss the point of the show. If we wanted to watch A Very Special Episode of television every week starring generally good (read: boring) people, we’d go back to the 90s and cue up 7th Heaven.
  • CBS has cast Johnny Lee Miller in the pilot for its new series, Elementary, a modern day re-imagining of the Sherlock Holmes stories… Really, now?  Miller and the star of BBC’s Sherlock, Benedict Cumberbatch, worked together on Danny Boyle’s stage production of Frankenstein. This is all just a little bit too weird, and BBC producers clearly aren’t pleased.

What’s on your radar this week?

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Shot Through the Heart, and You’re to Blame: Our Favorite OTP

While not everyone might be into the Valentine’s Day hype, over here at Geekquality we’d still like to take the time to focus on our reason for the season: the One True Pair, the end-all be-all of soul-mates. Most of us have the OTP that makes the heart go all pitter-patter. Some might even don a pen name and write fan fiction about the perfect lovebirds. Here are a few of our geeky favorites,  some canon, some not so much. This is nowhere near a complete list; more like a glimpse into our hearts. Please, tell us yours! We know there are some gaps in our favorites, particularly when it comes to LGBT couples as represented in fantasy & sci-fi literature, film and TV.

Big Love On The Big Screen

Han & Leia (Star Wars)

I think we can safely assume this is the ship that launched a fleet of future ships for nerds worldwide. The sexy roguish Han Solo and the capable, smart-talking Princess Leia were a match made in heaven. I think I hit puberty when Han uttered his famous “I know.” This pair was probably also the first time I saw a woman attract a man in a movie by being smart, being able to take care of herself, and not taking any shit. – Elyse

Uhura & Spock [Kirk can come too] (Star Trek: 2009):

Fandom, the final frontier. Ok, so maybe having an OT3 isn’t exactly where no man has gone before, but this pairing is one of my favorites. The crew of the USS Enterprise work so well together on the bridge, they have to be even better off, n’est-ce pa? Not only are all three of them gorgeous and great characters in their own right, they bring a great balance of subtle sweetness and caring to the fierceness already known from here to Andromeda.  – Moxie Continue reading

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A Very Disney Valentine

Continuing on with our theme (man, we love theme posts so much), let’s explore what your favorite Disney prince or princess says about you…

 

It's an easy mistake; a lot of beds look like coffins

Prince Ferdinand

  • You’re a romantic.
  • You love grand gestures.
  • You’ve always wanted to be serenaded.
  • You’re sure he’s not really a necrophiliac.

 

 

Whistle while you work

Snow White

  • You’re peppy and have a can-do attitude.
  • You’re a traditionalist.
  • You wish you had those little animal helpers.
  • You really bought into that “fairest of them all” thing.

 

 

 

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Come Here Often?: Our Geekiest Pick Up Lines

Continuing on our series of romantic theme posts, we bring you a few pick up lines that might help improve your game, or in case you need a last minute e-card. These are guaranteed to work 60% of the time.

What’s YOUR line? Tell us in the comments!

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I Love You, I Know: Romantic Quotes

It’s that time of year again. Can you smell the air, ripe with overpriced chocolate and cheap cologne? While your Geekquality editors have serious intentions with this blog (like Lois’ most recent post on why Glenn & Maggie’s relationship in The Walking Dead is so important), we still can’t resist a good round of cheesy theme posts, and Valentine’s Day is just the occasion. So over the course of today and tomorrow, we’ll be sharing some of our favorite geeky pick up lines, romantic pairings and other such things.

Let’s start with some of our favorite romantic quotes from the various fandoms. In the words of my fake boyfriend, Jean Ralphio Saperstein, your eyes are about to piss tears. To make it even more Valentiney, I decided to stick them on soothing photos in a sans serif typeface.

Don’t forget to add your own in the comments!

Kyle Reese (The Terminator)

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Dating the Chinaman: Why Glenn and Maggie Matter

Moxie's boyfriend

At this point, I’m starting to no longer be a fan of that AMC show where a bunch of fools stand around being unlikable and ridiculous, i.e. The Walking Dead. To say that I have a lot of words and feelings about the misdirection of the show is a grand understatement. Amid that smorgasbord of sweat, guns, and misinformation, one sliver of hope emerged: Glenn, or as Moxie calls him, “my boyfriend Glenn.”

I was terribly afraid that he’d be lost in the shuffle this past season, as the writers seem intent on sacrificing all creative resources to the sole purpose of fleshing out Daryl Dixon. (Remember T-Dawg? Me neither.)  With the series return yesterday, it’s still early to say where Glenn’s story will head. Watching last night’s episode was intense, as you could tell from our mini live-tweet (SHUT UP, Glenn, where IS your sense of preservation?). For now, though, he’s managed to hold on to a storyline that involves a delicious little bit of spark with the lovely, albeit forbidden and fickle, Maggie Greene. Continue reading

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Geeking Out

From our bookshelf:

  • Jen is reading Gospel of the Living Dead: George Romero’s Visions of Hell on Earth by Kim Paffenroth. This is required academic reading!
  • Having just finished Card’s Xenocide, Lois is starting on Children of the Mind. She’s also picked up Android Karenina. Let’s see if one of the world’s greatest stories translates well into steampunk. There’s nothing worse than lazy crossovers.
  • Tanya’s in the mood for fairy tales re-imagined lately, starting on Helen Oyeyemi‘s Mr. Fox, the Bluebeard archetype re-imagined, and the anthology My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me, edited by Kate Bernheimer.

We’re excited about:

  • The biggest news for us here at Geekquality is the fact that the dates for this year’s Geek Girl Con have just been announced. Last year’s convention was a source of inspiration for our own project and also where most of GQ editors met in person for the first time. You’d be nuts to miss it in Seattle, August 11 and 12.

  • Walking Dead returns from its hiatus on February 12th. Be prepared for a lot of FEELINGS from some of us here.
  • Neil Gaiman won SFX Outstanding Scriptwriting award for “The Doctor’s Wife”, an episode he wrote for season 6 of Doctor Who. He should also get an award for Outstanding Cutest Acceptance Video Ever!

Cover of Le Transperceneige

  • We hear tell that two-time Academy Award nominee (and one of Moxie’s favorite actors) Viola Davis has been cast in the film adaptation of the popular YA novel Beautiful Creatures, a Southern gothic tale of teen witches and romance. This comes on the heels of her wrapping up filming for the other classic sci-fi book turned movie, Ender’s Game. Davis is on the rise, and we couldn’t be happier.
  • Davis’ co-star in The Help and another Academy Award nominee, Octavia Spencer, has just joined the cast of Snow Piercer, a sci-fi thriller based on French comic book Le Transperceneige, being directed by Bong Joon-Ho (The Host). The cast also includes Kang-Ho Song, Chris Evans and Tilda Swinton, among others. Waiting for the movie’s tentative 2013 release will seem an eternity!
  • We are really pleased with how well a very important, but politically charged, issue was handled in the recent issue of Dark Horse’s Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The topic is tackled in a responsible and women-friendly way.

The Final Frontier suite at The Roxbury Motel

  • Have you ever wanted to sleep in Oz? Have a soak in a tub inside Barbara Eden’s genie bottle? Get your groove on, on the Enterprise? Well now you can at The Roxbury Motel (Roxbury, NY). This “boutique motel” was the brainchild of two NYC creatives, and it is a sight to behold. Touted on The Today Show and in NatGeo, The Roxbury is not the first thing you think of when you think “motel”. This renovated property, has less than 30 rooms, but each is comfortable and luxe, with a unique theme. Sounds like the perfect place for a geeky getaway.

We're in a collective swoon

  • Jen has every right to gloat that she snagged these now sold out Doctor Who Valentines at last year’s Geek Girl Con. Anyone who is the lucky recipient of one of these better feel mighty special. Lois, on the other hand, is aflutter over some of these special gifts, like the necklace with R. Kelly’s lyrics on it.
  • This marimba interpretation of Ocarina of Time: Gerudo Valley from Legend of Zelda has got us giggling with excitement.

We’re not so sure about:

Oh, Padma...

  • One of the only prominent women of color being written out of the webcomic Questionable Content. Come back, Padma! We still ship you with Marten!
  • The schedule listing for Image Comics Expo in Oakland later this month has been announced. We’re happy that the programming includes a Womanthology panel, as well as the presence of writer and comedian Blair Butler and comic book artist Fiona Staples. However, it’s disappointing that this is pretty much the extent of women’s presence at the expo. Not so much a statement against Image comics, who do produce awesome lit, but just an ongoing grumble against the comic book industry and conventions. Sigh.

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Happy Anniversary, A Wrinkle In Time

Twenty-something years ago I was handed my first copy of Madeleine L’Engle’s A Wrinkle In Time. I remember this because it was my very first introduction to science fiction – at least, my first conscious one. As the masterpiece celebrates its 50th Anniversary this year, I wanted to share a few thoughts about what this book means to me.

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The Future’s So White, I’ve Gotta Wear Shades

This guest blog post first appeared on Suga Butta, and is being shared here with the author’s permission, in its original glory. ~ T.

Y’all, PoCs need to watch out. If you believe what movies and TV tell you, we’re going to be extinct in the next 1,000 years. Or at least become an endangered species. Haven’t you noticed? I know cats who can count the number of PoCs in the media approved future on one hand…and cats don’t even have hands. Think about it, when have you ever seen more than…5, PoC in a movie or show about the supposed future? And when is The Future ever really about them.

Let’s start simple: The Jetsons, a cartoon program about the future as it was thought to be from the viewpoint of the 1960s, popular for decades since. Can you find the raisin in the bowl of rice? I thought not. Not one at all — I guess they figured crack would kill us all off by the 80s. There are excuses that could be made, but, there were a lot of cartoons coming out around that time, and many of them included at least 1 PoC at some point.

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Geeking Out

The first installment of a weekly feature, where we will regularly share with you books, films, games and TV shows we’re consuming, as well as things we’re looking forward to and things that we’re not sure about, coming down the pipeline.

Geekquality is currently reading:

A page from Scarlet Traces: The Great Game

  • Good Omens, co-written by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett. A MUST for any fan of either author.
  • The Art of Possibility by Rosamund Stone Zander and Benjamin Zander, a book that presents some challenging ideas on breaking down the barriers we put in our own way.
  • Scarlet Traces: The Great Game, a comic book by Ian Edginton with art by D’Israeli. It’s a “dieselpunk” sequel to War of the Worlds with stunning art and a fantastic heroine.
  • Rebecca Ore‘s Outlaw School. It’s set in a dystopian America, not too far into the future. The main character, in order to get off drugs prescribed to make her “fit in”, has to either get pregnant, or join a cult that will replace one of her eyes with a cybernetic one, linked up into a government system.
  • Huntress, Malinda Lo‘s prequel to her novel Ash, both books a refreshing addition to YA shelves everywhere, subverting typical “coming of age” fairy tale tropes.
  • The Ender’s Game saga. Lois is currently about 65% into Xenocide.
  • Ernest Cline’s Ready Player One, a homage both to classic cyberpunk novels and 80’s nostalgia. Bonus: the audio-book is narrated by Wil Wheaton!

We’re excited about:

  • It was recently announced that a Monty Python reunion film, Absolutely Anything, is in development! Michael Palin, Terry Gilliam and John Cleese are on board, and the movie is going to be a sci-fi comedy.
  • Shameless and House of Lies on Showtime are both awesome shows with great casts that are examining some fairly complex topics in their own way. Definitely worth checking out!
  • Taylor Swift not playing Eponine in the upcoming Les Mis movie. Thank you baby Jesus!

Radcliffe ain't 'fraid of no ghost

  • Woman in Black this weekend. A period piece AND a horror flick: best of both worlds.
  • Key and Peele, a new sketch show on Comedy Central starring Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele. The premiere made it look promising!
  • Comic Book Men on AMC. Interested to see how they handle the topic of adult geekery, and even more interested in the general direction AMC seems to be taking recently, gearing their programming to the nerdier spectrum.
  • Bump Betty and Veronica. Archie’s endgame love is bodacious bassist Valerie Smith (of Josie And The Pussycats fame), in Archie #633 the comic will reveal a future where the two tie the knot (and have a cute baby girl who can totally shred). Check out Comics Alliance to find out who else got hitched (hint: it’s not Jughead).

YES PLEASE!

  • The nerdy nail polish colours from NerdLacquer. A lot of the colors are currently on back order but will soon be restocked. We’re really excited about the Mad Man With a Box collection.
  • Cracked.com’s latest truth bomb re: women in comics
  • Just released, the 50th Anniversary edition of A Wrinkle in Time by Madeline L’Engle! Next week, look for Alice Marie’s special piece on how the seminal book opened her mind to the world of science fiction and girl heroes.

We’re not so sure about:

We could get behind *this* Watchmen prequel

  • Rob on CBS. We haven’t watched the show yet, but the reviews aren’t very encouraging. We’ll have to wait a bit before the final verdict, but tired Chicano jokes are certainly not the way into our hearts.
  • DC’s upcoming Watchmen prequel comics. This could be a cool move, but it could also be utterly disastrous. DC might do well to observe the rule of thumb with regard to revisiting old media: If it ain’t broke, don’t try to break it. (Ahem, Napoleon Dynamite series…)
  • The new Mass Effect novel, Mass Effect: Deception, is written by William C. Dietz instead of Drew Karpyshyn, who wrote the previous three novels and is also one of the lead writers for the game. The novel is full of glaring continuity and lore errors which have been painstakingly documented by fans in a huge Google doc.
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Now Was That So Hard? The Highlights of Haywire

I had the pleasure of seeing “Haywire” this weekend, Steven Soderbergh’s latest spy-fi action film. It was an interesting blend of 60s spy films and 70s action movies with beautiful, slow shots and a very mod-influenced soundtrack. The film’s protagonist is Mallory Kane (Gina Carano), an ex-Marine who has made a name for herself working for her ex (Ewan McGregor) as a soldier-for-hire. When a new assignment turns out to be a set-up meant to take her out of the picture, Mallory goes rogue, fighting for her life and trying to find some answers in a rush against time. While the premise is fairly standard action movie fare, Soderbergh got certain things right when it comes to some pet peeves shared by many women who love action films, comics, video games, and lady heroes in general.

It is inspiring in and of itself that Soderbergh wanted to build a movie around Gina Carano, a Champion MMA fighter. Mallory is a trained fighter and killer, who knows how to handle a gun and her punches. By building this role around Carano instead of treating us to yet another “waif-fu” film, Soderbergh makes waves showing that you can still have a gorgeous woman who also looks like a fighter, someone who can take a punch.

Mallory (Gina Carano)

Even more exciting for me was Mallory’s costuming, which was PERFECT. The design and wardrobe styling are the work of Shoshana Rubin, who has previously worked with Soderbergh on other projects (Solaris, Ocean’s Eleven, Traffic). Soderbergh said of the styling decisions, “We wanted everybody to look good, especially Gina, but we also had a lot of discussions about what kind of clothes these people really wear when they go out on jobs.” (Popular Celebz Haywire feature)

Among the realistic and practical wardrobe choices for Mallory were flat shoes, a leather jacket that zipped all the way up (protecting her sternum), and pants made of cotton instead of latex. Her hair was tied up in a scarf or hat when long, or put up in cornrows when it was short. This kept the hair out of her face and secured so that no one could grab it. When Mallory took off her heels before entering a hotel room and expecting a fight, I cheered a little. It was so exciting to see a woman going into battle in clothing MADE FOR BATTLE.

The sad part? That this warrants excitement. Shouldn’t this be the norm? I know that video games and comic books are escapism, but is it so wrong that my escapist fantasy should also include practicality? I would love it if comic book artists, video game designers, and directors – Joss Whedon, for instance – would take a look at this movie and see how you can still have a sexy, beautiful woman who is strong, muscled, and practical. While it isn’t the best movie I’ve seen recently, by far, I enjoyed Haywire a lot because it gave me what I’ve been wanting for so long: a believable female action hero.

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Back in action

Hello dear friends of Geekquality!

We hope you enjoyed your winter break, if you were so fortunate as to have one, or just had some time to have fun with friends and loved ones over the holidays. We here at Geekquality certainly appreciated some off time, although a few of us spent a chunk of time being sick or recovering from being sick.

We would like to apologize in advance for the delay in bringing you our second recorded episode. When we began the post-production, it turned out that some technical issues at the time of recording left us with less than ideal sound quality. We will be re-recording our podcast and hope to have the episode to you in the next couple of weeks. In the meantime, do stay tuned in to our Tumblr and Twitter for news, links, thoughts and updates as we chug along.

Cheers!
T

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Love in the Time of Reapers: Women & Romance in Mass Effect

Anyone who has played a BioWare RPG could probably attest to the fact that as far as game developers go, BioWare is fairly progressive and diverse. While the industry tends to pander to white, 18-25 year old males, essentially assuming them to be the only demographic, BioWare offers same-sex romances, female leads, and prominent roles for people of color. And not only that, but they’re well-written! They’re complex! Their stories provide us with messages about our own lives and society, which is what all great games should do.

I say all this so I can talk about Mass Effect, Mass Effect 2, a few of the game’s female characters, and what their stories say about women and society, and how they make me feeeel. Continue reading the rest of the post

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Pardon our dust

Recent hardware malfunctions on our hosting service, as well as errors in some scripts & plug-in installs, have caused our site to go off the rails. Things seem to be righting themselves, but during a recent server restore by our provider, some recent mods to the site seem to have disappeared and it was reset to an earlier version.

It’s the weekend, you all probably have better things to do, plus you can keep up with us on Tumblr or on our podcast playlist. So disregard any moving furniture and dripping paint if you happen to stumble in here within the next week.

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